A Holy Trinity’s Immaculate Misconception
A 3D film about 2 dimensional characters in a 1 dimensional band…? That’s what director Bruce Hendricks must have been thinking as he shot his second feature length film about the Jonas Brothers, a pop product dressed in music.
Once upon a time, Disney still had to pay writers to come up with scripts that gave them an excuse for spending a fortune on young stars and a vast range of special effects. Later, Disney would sink even larger fortunes into turning these fiascos into 3D films; all of which, of course, could justify even more expensive tickets. Then one day Disney got smart. They realized, why bother footing a creative bill when all one need do is spend a whole lot of money on 3D technology and simply record a popular teen band. Better yet, why bother following some Hanna Montana around on some road-movie like tour, when all it took to get an audience was doing a feature length promo film of a single concert. And this is just what Hendricks does when shooting the rising star phenomenon boy band in Jonas Brothers: the 3D concert experience (USA, 2009).
Let’s face it, Boy Bands are short-termed products. New Edition, Nysnc, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, Take That – aside from a few drug-related headlines about their former members, most of us know nothing about these bands today. With the exception of Justine Timberlake and Bobby Brown, the boy bands of today are no more than the small time producers, pity-part actors and eventual rehab celebs of tomorrow. As for the genre: a bit of cut and paste from R&B, a few lines of coke, a few tracks with Christian values and clarity in not having a vision, along with some soulless repetitive guitar riffs and what you have is bland sexuality, the form that would have been sneered at by the Jackson Five and even, that television created monstrosity of inanes the Partridge Family.
Still, for all the fakeness, their message comes across loud and clear in one of their own hit songs about the year 3000. Unlike the song 2525 which once asked if mankind will even be alive and was a lesson on a need for larger scope, the Jonas trio sees the future as a place where we are living under water and your great great granddaughter is doing just fine. In fact what is the meter they use to judge this advanced society:
I took a trip to the year 3000
This song had gone multi platinum
Everybody bought our seventh album.
It had outsold Kelly Clarkson.
What visionaries. But they’re only 22, 20 and 19 respectively, one might add. Yes, but then why do their concerns sound an awful lot like those of their far younger adolescent fans. And even more to the point, why are they more ambitions with their jumps, pyrotechnics, dancing and desperation in putting on a good show, when Hendricks gave up that dream several concerts back. Tried as I might to find some redeeming quality they can share with the youth of today, I wandered aimlessly through the foothills of Youtube and pitched my tent in several serial blogs devoted to the group. Not a peep about what they are trying to say, what they wish to represent, or what moves them. Instead there are cited values such as: Christianity, wholesomeness, and celibacy. As a Hard Day’s Night story, this is more of a soft night with a long day sequel. Since boy bands with a message is an oxymoron anyway, let’s just assume, they are less young people than they are a holy trinity of sorts – a manifestation of youth culture in iconographic form, manageable gods for the hordes who find solace in worshipping anything or anyone from and with the right labels.
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